Stupid Stinkiness

I met someone that I thought was a glitter crayon, but it turns out is a stinky crayon. There is nothing wrong with being a stinky crayon, it is just not the right crayon for me. I have tried and tried and been patiently waiting to open this crayon box to see if this was a glitter crayon...I though I saw some sparkles...but I guess it was just my eyes playing tricks on me. Cause when the box finally opened there were not sparkles...just the stinkiness of crayons that are supposed to smell good, but just all smell like funniness.